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Mash Demotivational Poster

DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!

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Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by fineline

Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bullshit tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm
And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". Damn, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an anal sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.

WHEN SHE SAYS "I WANNA GO TO TOYS-R-US!"... - You friggin take her to Toys-R-Us.

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Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:54 pm
I would take that kid to Toys-R-Us and buy her a Casey Anthony backpack.

DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage!

I LOVE COMPUTERS - Except when they freeze. And crash. And lose data. And get a virus. And not run programs. And lose internet connection... I hate computers.

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Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2014, 3:08 am
5ame here PV.
Oiler - January 30, 2013, 12:01 pm
Just replaced 3rd harddrive in a 5 month old laptop...just back up and running...sigh...I hate computers.
Comedian1298 - November 29, 2012, 11:38 pm
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 10:26 am
I Second That.

DON'T WORRY SIR! - I'm from the internet!

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Rating: 2.54/5
SuperGreen - August 31, 2009, 12:09 am
This man is my hero!
bapsie jish - October 7, 2008, 12:42 pm
i thought i got rid of this bastard...
TigerKid - October 3, 2008, 12:02 am
He looks like a lost a wrestling match with a garbage bag
Josie - September 6, 2008, 11:17 pm
WTF!? That is the worst Solid Snake Cos play I have ever seen!
Fail - September 5, 2008, 12:01 am
Oh God.....no....
Mullet man - August 5, 2008, 4:28 am
Axis - August 5, 2008, 2:35 am
is he suppose to be dressed as solid snake?


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Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Bull

ICEMAN - March 23, 2011, 1:08 am
Always works for me. 5 poodles.

YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.


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Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Amber

MASTURBATION - when you start shooting flaming balls of jizz you may have a problem.

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Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by yon

PRO-LIFE - Because God thinks legal abortions are for pussies

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Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by BrokenEye

Anonymous2 - October 12, 2010, 5:34 pm
I agree, AA. The context here is the repayment towards those in Babylon (who'd captured and enslaved the Jews) who had wronged them.
AdmiralAckbar - October 12, 2010, 2:14 pm
Taken out of context this does nothing but spread hatred. God Please Protect Me From Your Followers


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Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tatespa - June 7, 2012, 1:05 pm
Awesome!!!! Love that show!
rodangol - January 23, 2012, 1:05 am
you get bowls for legs? with holes in them apparently
SlimJim - December 23, 2011, 5:51 am
Well crap, that's what happens when you don't watch TV.


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Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 8:39 pm

tons on the web but you won't find that tyope of gore on this site... and your welcome.
jig - March 1, 2012, 2:32 pm
Is there a picture of people who "missed" themselves with a "shotgun to the head" ?
TrueGrave - March 1, 2012, 1:59 pm
I like how a list of suicides has a lethality rating, suggesting that Japanese ritual suicide only works about half the time.

SYMPATHY - You'll get none from me.

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Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by qwertyuiop2000

... - November 12, 2008, 2:27 pm
...Fluffy Poodles...you got 1 from me.

THE GAME - You just lost it.


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Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - July 3, 2010, 5:57 pm
nothing new. we won two world wars! ... wait
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 3, 2010, 5:44 pm
Germany prevails!!!! *snicker
forseti - July 3, 2010, 5:38 pm
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 1:55 pm
Great match!
spaidor - July 3, 2010, 1:21 pm
i think a pork chops would be better....lol

HAWKEYE PIERCE - Male chauvinist womanizer and regular drunk. But he protested war, so he was a liberal icon. Go figure.

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Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 9:07 am
M*A*S*H was a good show
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 4:21 am
G'night Canada...here's praying you don't get shanked by a whino.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:20 am
anyways i gota crash, Night
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:20 am
gget stabed by some homeless dude because i dont give him chance or somethin
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:19 am
NO Shit 'EH?
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:18 am
its time i pass out, or i wont make it to my noon class. Night
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 4:18 am
Alcoholism is fun....Whoooooot!. Just don't walk around downtown late at night....the core can be dangerous.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:13 am
bonus to was all night happy hour
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:12 am
A small army of them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 4:11 am
Oh. I know the pyramid well. Do they still have waitresses that could suck the chrome off a bumper hitch?
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:09 am
pyramid cabaret, north of broadway on fort street
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 4:07 am
Where was the show? I lived in the "peg" for a few years.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:06 am
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:06 am
then i got into a fight anywasy
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:05 am
mine was mad because i left hee at home so i didnt get into a fight
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:05 am
sweet concert right in the bar. show started at 7 and played till 1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 4:04 am
As long as I make it home Mrs. Mooooo doesn't care if I'm Drunk, Stoned or Mortally wounded.........ahhhh, the love of a good woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 4:02 am
You should never come come drunk......that's just disrespectful.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:02 am
*came home drunk. My bad
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:01 am
Shes mad I didnt take her to a concert with me.... ...And came came drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 3:59 am
I feel your pain brother...I truly do.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 3:57 am
the only reason im still up is the GF is pissed off at me
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 3:56 am
haha, Im just playing!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 3:52 am
I've gotta get up at 0500 for 12 hour day shifts.....you'll understand better when you get out of daycare.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 3:41 am
You dont wana go there old timer! I understand its late, but arnt they putting you to bed a little early at the retirement home?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 3:22 am
seriously Frenchie?.....did you just call me a Pussy? I's on you crepe munching nancy boy.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 2:13 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 2:12 am
Word!....Night all.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 2:09 am
At the Central City Mission Massage Parlor - best bj's you can find considering half them don't have any teeth. :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 2:06 am
No really, Do you know where I can get some liquor and cheap women?....I'm bored and almost sober.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 2:03 am
Amen brother, preach it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 2:00 am
I wouldn't know, The only Parties I care about have liquor and cheap women.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 1:58 am
Good point Moooo and I'd like to add that since when does being a womanising drunk make you a liberal??????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 1:56 am
One time does not make a man a womanizer.especially if he regrets it.
Preacher Man - November 19, 2009, 11:15 pm
Sorry, Mooooooooooooooooooo, I don't fail. BJ cheated on Peg in the episode 'Hanky Panky', and while Potter didn't cheat on the show, he talked about a time he cheated on Mildred in 'Strange Bedfellows'. Winchester was a dick without being a womanizer.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 10:31 pm
Aggy was burned by Joanie Loves Chachie. He pre-ordered the lunchbox and went in with overly high expectations: for starters, he was expecting a comedy.
asfreeman - November 19, 2009, 10:23 pm
Why would you think liberals don't like drunks or womanizers. We had Kennedy, Clinton, Kennedy. By the way, did you ever read the MASH books; different but very funny.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 10:19 pm
W*A*L*T*E*R was funny but short lived. Trapper John, M.D.Was not so much funny.
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:16 pm
I refused to watch any spin-off... even then, I didn't want to spoil my love of the original show.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 10:15 pm
That was a sad day for all of us.....did you see the spin-off?
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:05 pm
I'll blame it on the 3 glasses of chablis, but I cried when radar left.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Classic! one of my favorite episodes.....That one and the one where the timed the whole thing because they only had so much time to save that kid. And the Finale. EPIC!
Sean - November 19, 2009, 10:01 pm
But what's that wiry stuff wrapped around it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 10:01 pm
Then blown up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 9:56 pm
It was Korea man....a lot of bad shit went down. And cool things were built with tongue depressors.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Even Klinger was faithful, until he got a dear Joan letter.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:54 pm
BJ cheated once and then felt aweful about it. I don't get that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 9:46 pm
Or Winchester.....you Fail Preacher Man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 9:44 pm
Come to think of it. Neither was Colonel Potter.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 9:42 pm
BJ was not a womanizer, He was committed to his wife Peg.(even when tempted)
Preacher Man - November 19, 2009, 9:29 pm
Actually, I'm a big MASH fan myself. Hawkeye was a very complex character. And to Spacedog: yep, every male character, married or not, was a chauvanist womanizer except Father Mulcahy and Radar.
spacedog - November 19, 2009, 8:49 pm
Was there anyone on that show that wasn't a drunk, chauvinist womanizer besides the Padre?
aesop's folly - November 19, 2009, 6:25 pm
yes, but he was lovable and i liked M*A*S*H, so stfu, 5/5 for remembering him

CHRIS CROCKER - He should've been in Brawl.

HUMPS - Like Hugs, But Far More Relevant To The Picture

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Rating: 1.79/5

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST - Overcome obstacles by button-mashing!


WINCE - This is why I do it, everytime someone thanx me for my service and sacrifice. Oh I was "there", but not "HERE".

ELEPHANTS GONE WILD! - Throw them some beads and watch them go buck wild.

HE SHOULD'VE BEEN IN BRAWL - so we could kick his ass

SPECIAL BRAWL - Butthurt for tourneyfags

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Rating: 2.25/5

TABUU - A god like entity beat by a plumber, turtle, and who knows what else

OH CRAP - This is bad.


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Rating: 1.58/5

More motifakes by bob

J - June 5, 2008, 9:33 pm
I'm surprised the world didn't freaking explode.

Choices -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:57 pm
...on his "genes?"
Greeny - December 27, 2013, 2:33 pm
Press & hold 'Depressed', 'Agitated' and 'Edgy' while tapping 'Irritable' & you'll be close
GaryO - December 27, 2013, 12:27 pm
Geeeeeezus…thought my scroll wheel was broken. But, yeah…sadly Moditrue
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 12:18 pm
Where i5 "crotchety mode"?

If your only tool is a hammer... -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Oldsod - July 26, 2014, 9:29 am
Grandpa used to try to "save the nail" by taking a small drill bit and drilling through the nail to empty the blood. I don't remember it ever working, though...
Oldsod - July 26, 2014, 9:29 am
Grandpa used to try to "save the nail" by taking a small drill bit and drilling through the nail to empty the blood. I don't remember it ever working, though...
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:30 pm
Been there more times than I 5Like to remember. Saves a hell of a lot of $ on nail polish though.

Lists -

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Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 28, 2014, 4:54 pm

brutal...just brutal. well done man!
GaryO - February 28, 2014, 9:28 am
SON-OF-A-BYTCH, MAN!! Thought I’d seen it all, but n-o-o-o-o-o; ‘whikteee’, the melon lays one down. Oh, the profundity…………..tired now



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Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

shmoe13 - January 29, 2011, 6:06 am
whoa whoa whoa robin was found in batman's "cave"
Derek - August 3, 2010, 6:14 pm
Robin! I didn't expect to find you here too!


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Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:30 pm
I have replaced my soul with motifake. And I am the better for it. I thought this was especially funny as I found it when I went to see if my submission had been accepted...and it was the one right before this...lulz
thatonechick - April 8, 2010, 10:27 am
I suppose it can be argued that Motifake is as important as the state our souls. Or more probably, it is more important. I guess I see his point.
R.S.Jake - April 8, 2010, 10:20 am
Dang TOC, I thought that was EXACTLY what Aggy told me I was doing! So much for my "Saint Peter" complex!
lesterinside - April 8, 2010, 10:20 am
LOL. 5L Phy!!!
thatonechick - April 8, 2010, 9:47 am
Why do some people take rejection so personally? We're rejecting a poster they put five seconds of their life into, we're not rejecting their mortal souls from heaven. Sheesh.


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Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by ughomer

fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:19 am
Has potential; keep working on it.

GALLON SMASHING - Some kids just has too much free time

Plume Cat -

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Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

Silverheart - August 31, 2013, 8:24 pm

Might want to google the lyrics... I see a few that don't quite match what Billy sang. Good song anyways

A TRAP - Was this woman really a man?

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Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by Genna

iGy - October 15, 2008, 5:05 am
How is this even a "woman"... it's a child... although I don't see a pedobear : / Requesting pedobear
Admiral Ackbar - October 2, 2008, 4:07 pm
aPauling - August 22, 2008, 12:35 pm
NEITHER: It's *really* a cartoon.
brock0lee - August 22, 2008, 12:02 pm
ask admiral ackbar

You call these mashed potatoes? -

SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL - Rated T. I wonder why.

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Rating: 1.54/5

More motifakes by Zapper

5150monkeylove - January 24, 2011, 1:16 am
Good lord! You might want to see a doctor pretty quick.
Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
Ok, I might as well just say it. That thing looks like a giant penis.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 10:17 pm
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 10:16 pm
I get it now. Wait... What's super smash bros?
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 10:11 pm
Actually, it's just a pic of that...thing...on Brinstar taken with an unrestricted camera. Reality, just wondering, do you get it now?
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
How dare you identify it so easily!
someguy987 - December 3, 2010, 10:06 pm
you disgusting freak how dare you show a diseased prostate
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 12:45 pm
Well...take another look at the pic. I'd really rather not describe it, even on the Internet.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:43 pm

withholding my vote. zapper...i have no idea dude what this means. make me understand....

Mile Marker -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

Silverheart - March 20, 2015, 12:57 am

She's had at least one for every lane in the highway, al5o.

Sympathy -



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Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by steve1961

steve1961 - October 3, 2015, 7:42 pm
Silverheart - October 3, 2015, 5:09 pm

I spy with my silver eye, a white painted nippy nip. And good to see you confirming your anime fandom, Stevia.